October 2011
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August 2011
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“He was like a dinosaur version of a father to me!”
– Old Spice Guy (Isaiah Mustafa)
Aug 8th
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...Damn Mustafa
nikkapikachu: “When he give me that look”: “When He give me that look”: “Then the panties comin off off”:  
Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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July 2011
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Old Spice campaign confessions...
ladypolitik:   At the end of the day, most people are probably going to be Team Old “Old Spice Guy”/Isaiah Mustafa FOR LIFE. But! Let’s be totally honest. We can’t deny that several (SERIOUSLY!) of “New Spice Guy”/Fabio’s YouTube pitches and rebuttals are brilliant as hell! So. Giving up some love to Fabio, who’s been genuinely charming thus far, and is being a great sport about coyly...
Jul 28th
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Thanks for submitting, ladypolitik!
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Old Old Spice Guy vs New Old Spice Guy
Isaiah: In a far distant time, there lived the last surviving man on Earth covered with tigers. And...
Fabio: And Tiger Prince looked good on semi wheels cover (?), velvet painting and matching towel sets.
Isaiah: ...Which is not the kind of towel the man in this story would ever wear while traversing the Great Gorge of Kathmandu on his way to...
Fabio: Kathmandu? Oh, more like an handsome Italian man with handsome hair-mandu.
Isaiah: *Sigh* No Fabio, nothing like that. You don't understand the point of this challenge, do you?
Fabio: So, did I win?
Isaiah: No.
Jul 27th
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Old Spice Mad Lib
supersodapop: Dear _______, Your _____’s are so ______. I love the way they ______. I cannot wait until we are once again ______ in the heart of _______ _______ crocodile’s stomach. I knew I loved you the moment you ______ right after I lifted that ______ suspension bridge off your left ______. When we are alone my ______ fills with ______. You are my favorite _____ I have taken to the prom in...
Jul 27th
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Thanks for submitting, missninjaart!
Jul 27th
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ladypolitik: (↑ Exercised some “creative license” with this one, clearly.)
Jul 27th
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“Begin. How are you? Where are you? Do you like me? I see you. I want you....”
– Fabio (taken from Fabio’s love letter for Old Spice’s Mano a Mano in El Bano)
Jul 27th
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anumberbetweena-z: I’m pretty sure you know who I’m rooting for
Jul 27th
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